Wednesday, 14 October 2015

Holland 2-3 Czech Republic: Danny Blind's disastrous Dutch fail to qualify for Euro 2016 after Pavel Kaderabek and Josef Sural strikes before Robin van Persie's calamitous own goal caps their misery



The Holland players stood frozen in time, hands on heads or slumped on their knees. They loitered around awkwardly in the centre circle before tentatively applauding the crowd.
Most in attendance had long since made for the train station, those who stayed just whistled. From Alkmaar to Zeist, a proud footballing nation mourned.
There was to be no miracle to save the Dutch from their nightmare. What's the point relying on Iceland to come to your aid when you can’t even do your own half of the job? 
They won’t be at next summer’s European Championship and, quite frankly, they don’t deserve to be. There will be an absence of illuminating Oranje at the Euros for the first time since 1984.
This abject performance only heaped further misery upon the misery of a campaign that has lurched from one ignominy to the next.
As Robin van Persie put through his own net to the 10 men of the Czechs three-up, adding to first-half strikes from Pavel Kaderabek and Josef Sural, a brilliant footballing nation reached its lowest ebb.
Not even the sending off of Marek Suchy just before half-time could spur them, and replies by Klaas-Jan Huntelaar and Van Persie were scant consolation in the end.
In some ways, Holland achieved something quite remarkable. UEFA expanded the European Championships from 16 to 24 teams precisely so things like this wouldn’t happen. ‘No major nation left behind’ might as well have been the slogan.
Yet while Wales, Northern Ireland, Albania and Iceland will be at the party in France, Holland will be watching on their television sets at home. The country of Cruyff, Van Basten, Neeskens, Rijkaard, Gullit - not attending. It seems scarcely credible, yet here we are.
And just as remarkable is how this very same country, this very same group of players with one or two exceptions, finished third at the World Cup just 15 months ago. As Holland plumbed new depths here, Louis van Gaal’s stock just rose.
The equation was straightforward but also frightening for Holland. They had to beat the already-qualified Czechs and then hope and pray Iceland defeated Turkey in Konya. Turkey won anyway, it wouldn’t have mattered. 
As permutations go, this one was bordering on the miraculous but still they came from all over Holland, clad from head to toe in Oranje, to witness their team fight the dying of the light. 
If the pervading mood was one of resignation, it certainly didn’t filter through to Blind’s players, who launched a blitz start as they tried to fulfil their side of the bargain as effortlessly as possible.
Decimated by injuries at the worst possible time, this Dutch side was a delicate balance of defensive youth and undiluted attacking might. While the inexperienced back line had just 21 caps between them, the presence of Huntelaar, Memphis Depay and Wesley Sneijder suggested it wouldn’t matter.
Inside the opening 60 seconds, Georginio Wijnaldum spotted Anwar El Ghazi wide on the right and fed him the pass. The Ajax man drilled in a low shot that Petr Cech blocked with his legs.
Possession was all Holland’s early on and Sneijder was guilty of wasting a gilt-edged chance when El Ghazi picked him out barely 10 yards out. Totally out of character, he blazed it over.
Those misses would be punished swiftly and brutally once the visitors got a feel for the ball. There was almost a calamity by stand-in keeper Jeroen Zoet, only playing in the absence of the injured Tim Krul and Jasper Cillessen, when he dropped a Sural cross, getting off lightly when Gebre Selassie prodded over.
It was a mere reprieve. From their next attack, good build-up play in the middle by Tomas Necid an Jiri Skalak led to right-back Kaderabek being played into acres of room on the right. He made no mistake, waiting for Zoet to commit before shooting across him to the far corner.
You could almost hear the clicking of television sets being turned off from Alkmaar to Rotterdam. What was already a tall order was suddenly nigh on impossible.
The fans - unequivocal in their backing early on - turned as their team retreated into a shell and every backwards pass was whistled at ear-splitting volume. 
When Van Persie emerged from the bench to warm-up, he was given a standing ovation. It was hardly a vote of confidence for Blind, who had also started the former Manchester United star on the bench in Kazakhstan on Saturday.
Some Holland fans tried to start a Mexican wave but only the Czechs joined in. It was flat and about to get a whole lot worse.
If the space afforded for the opener was embarrassing, the second was a downright disgrace. Necid tossed the ball into the box and Sural was allowed to control it, flick it past van Dijk and beat Zoet at his near post.
A fair few decided to seek half-time refreshment 10 minutes early. No doubt some headed straight for the station. Miracle was no longer a strong enough word for what was required.
Van Persie was introduced and offered fresh impetus, but it was the man who headed through the Old Trafford entrance as he was pushed through the exit door, Depay, that offered a glimmer of hope.
Surging through the middle, Suchy clumsily slid in and brought him down. The last man, there was no alternative for referee Damir Skomina but to show the red card.
To their immense credit, Holland continued to press after the break but Van Persie lost his footing when trying to volley a ball dropping over his shoulder and Depay sliced a shot wide.
Van Persie has looked pretty miserable ever since he wound up at Fenerbahce in the summer and his season reached a new low when heading into his own net when not under any pressure at all.
If any moment summed up this qualification campaign of perpetual misery, that was it.
Holland pulled one back almost instantly as Huntelaar headed home at the near post and in the final 10 minutes, Van Persie partially atoned by netting his 50th international goal, prodding home from close range.
The ArenA speakers blasted out another burst of techno music but it was hideously incongruous. Oranjeboom at the World Cup has become Oranjebust. 

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